Diplo gets me.

Wesley Pentz, aka Diplo, is not only sexy as hell, smart AF, but also ultimately endowed with the ability to make your ass move.

To prove my point, let me offer you some proof. Appendix A shows his new bootleg pack! ALL NEW TUNES to move dat ass to. Appendix B is the mad decent playlist. Appendix C is a link to Diplo Approved sounds. playlists for dayyyzzzzz. lemme see you twerq.







and then just touch me: 5.11-5.18

Raise your hand if JDG sent you completely unintelligible texts and/or facebooks and/or any sort of general plea for friendship at 5am on Saturday morning? Don’t worry, you aren’t alone.

I tweeted about DJ carnage and he retweeted me! I have over 80 favorites! #notquitedannyvinik


https://soundcloud.com/edm-power-machine/carnage-alvaro-harry-potter (fast forward through the first 30 seconds)

This week is going to be pretty medium. Here’s the line up:



Wednesday 5.14: Moombahton Massive starring Nadastrom, Sabo, Big Makk. Does it count if I just run to Dillon Francis’s Triple J?

Thursday 5.15: “Deep sessions” with Compa, Asylum, and Kursk. To be honest, I think I’m down for anything entitled deep sessions…

Friday 5.16: 7pm Hoodie Allen, 11pm Andhim free before midnight wheeeeeeeee

Saturday 5.17: Psychemagik also free before midnight wheeeeeeeeeeee



Monday 5.12: The 1975

Friday 5.16: Panda Bear (aka a fraction of Animal Collective). There is not enough weed in DC to get me there.



Saturday 5.17: Benny Benassi. Push me and then just touch me so I can get my…

Just announced: STEVE AOKI. He threw a cake in my face on LDOC.  He’s a Duke fan, so Santa will not be attending.



Thursday 5.15: Tchami



5/17 Benny Benassi @Echostage

5/20 Mo (with the slash thing) @Uhall (SOLD OUT)

5/22 KOAN SOUND and Minnesota @ Howard Theater

6/1 T-Pain (I only want to go if he does “I’m on a boat”)

6/4 Kygo @UHall (SOLD OUT)

6/06 La Roux @9:30

6.07 Phoenix @Echostage (SOLD OUT)

6/8 Mothership Tour in Baltimore

6/10 MS MR @9:30 (SOLD OUT)

6/14 Eric Prydz @ Echostage

6/16 The Knocks @ 9:30

6/19 A-Trak @9:30

6/21 Treasure fingers @ UHall

6/25 Skream @ UHall

6/25 Ben Folds @ Wolf Trap

6/26 the Thank you Festival @Merriweather- Tiesto, Krewella, A&B, and whhhyyyy isss this on a thursday motherfuckers.

6/28 Gareth Emery @Echo

6/29 AVICII @ Jiffy Lube Live

7/13 Neon Trees and Smallpools @9:30

7/24 Flume @ 9:30 (SOLD OUT)

7/26 US Air Guitar Championships @ 9:30

8/1 Mad Decent W/ Dillon, diplo, wolgang gartner, trippy turtle, flux, sleigh bells, etc.

8/13 Linkin Park @Jiffy Lube Live